“We are very unhappy” said Mr Brian Creations, co-founder and chief coffeemaker at Bizarre Creations, developer of upcoming run and gun game “The Club”.
“People just don’t understand the game” he bleated. “They think it’s a third person shooter but what we actually wanted was for people to play it while making pretend car noises like “Reeeeeeeeeem” and “Brrrummmmmmmmmm”
In a made up telephone call Mr Creations went further to add “They keep going “ptow, ptew, peowww” instead and it’s just not on. My wife was so upset that when I phoned her earlier to have a heart to heart about it all I could hear was a muffled scuffling sound like my back door being slammed and a male voice apologising for the state of the curtains” Brian sobbed before cutting the interview short abruptly.
We will try and nab an interview with Mr Anthony Bizarre, to see if he has anything to add later. Meanwhile…
February 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm |
Anthony Bizarre! Sounds like a dodgy cunt to me!