Days of Ruin sequel “Much darker”

After the success of Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, Nintendo promise that the series will continue to grow more serious in the next installment. New CO Ed will resort to mugging nuns to fuel his coke habit and O’Brian goes undercover in a child prostitution ring. Nintendo have also hinted that Lin may strip down for an extended, fully animated lap-dance, the minx. Rumours that this may not actually be true have been called “disappointing” by myself.

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