Tynesoft hit back at Nintendo’s Brain Training Racism with “Brian Training – Get Pissed in just minutes a day”

By pjmaybe

Geordie ace codes Tynesoft, the developer behind such classic titles as “Supergran” for the ZX Spectrum and “The Adventures of Supergran” for unspecified formats, have their sights firmly set on DS and Wii.

“We’re sick of Brain Training not recognising our accents, like” said Brian Prout, CEO of Tynesoft and well respected games industry mouthpiece. “So we’ve come up with Brian Training. Our aim is to help soft southern shandy drinking poofs to achieve and realise their alcoholic ambitions in just minutes a day”

The game features a variety of challenges, tasks and levels including:

  • Advanced Wheedling for Spare Coppas
  • Unarmed combat and staggering
  • In-built lager-connoisseur Wikipedia
  • Dog, possibly on string.

The title should appear in time for this summer’s GDC though Mr Prout did bum a tenner off us to cover the cost of the flight to LA.

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