His Holiness the Pope is happy to announce the imminent release of the Vatican’s first computer video game “Super Jesus Attack!” for the Nintendo Wii.
The Virtual Console game was originally designed for the Super Nintendo in the mid-nineties but moth balled after a papal inquisition felt it could promote pre-marital sex among minors.
THQ, the games developer, successfully lobbied the College of Cardinals to be allowed complete and release what they’re calling:
“Pope John Paul’s final, and most ass kicking, gift to his congregation”.
We’ll have a review just as soon as PJ gives us back our copy and stops ranting about Religious Poison.
February 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm |
Any chance of an XBLA or PSN release?
/Fingers crossed!
February 26, 2008 at 4:38 pm |
Peej robbed some hats and drank some wine which made us persona non grata before I could extract more details, as we were ushered out by some swiss blokes Peej was yelling about ‘Moe being right’, they eat flesh and drink blood in there too, and nuns are baldy, feckn weirdos!