Comedy slaphead and industry mouthpiece Phil “Easy, fellah!” Harrison has jumped ship from struggling Japanese Consumer Electronics Mega-Corporation Sony to the relatively unknown Gallic software publisher Infogrames (which seems to have changed its bloody name back from Atari for some reason. Make your mind up you cheese eating surrender monkeys!).
“Atar…er, Infogrames are great!” said Harrison yesterday. “All the cool kids want an Atari don’t they? Isn’t that what kids want? Hey kid, do you want an Atari?”
Somewhat confused, dribbling slightly and unsure of where he was, Phil proceeded to wander into a corner of the DPOT Office we interviewed him in, whacked out his todger (medium sized, rather veiny, very wrinkly nadbag) and urinated into our pet rubber plant, Alphonse.
Atari posted a record $15,283 Billion Dollar loss in the last quarter of 2007. Harrison was adamant that “The money had probably slid down the back of the sofa in the staff room and was probably perfectly safe.”
Tags: Atari, Bald, Infogrames, Insane, Phil Harrison, Sony
March 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm |
I see Phil is trying to keep his eyes on the tearing…