96% of Gamer Cosplayers “do it for the chix”

In an independent survey, a whopping 96% of videogame cosplayers admitted that “they dressed up purely for the chix”. At a recent videogaming convention in Tooth Falls, Nebraska, DPOT reporters infiltrated the event dressed as Sonic, Mario and that bloke with the big sword from Final Fantasy 7. After surreptitiously observing the parades and rituals associated with a convention / cosplay event we came to the following conclusions:

1) Fat women should not dress as any of the following: Lara Croft, Samus or Chun Li.

2) Men should not, under any circumstances, dress as Lara Croft, Samus or Princess Daisy. Chun Li is acceptable if thigh circumference exceeds 32 inches.

3) If by some slim chance you manage to ensnare a member of the opposite sex while dressed in videogaming cosplay, please remember to take adequate protection when copulating / coupling, to negate the risk that you might procreate and bring up a whole new generation of weirdos.

* Note - the other 4% of cosplayers admitted that they wore videogaming cosplay “to get fat nerdy boys hard so they can go back to their hotel rooms and scam their banking details”