Disgruntled Teens File Class Action Law Suit

Des Moines, USA. A group of 140 slightly overweight teens have banded together to file a class action law suit against the American game publishing industry.

Spokesman Waylon Clippings was quoted as saying, “We’re sick to death of there not being enough tits in games. I can’t shoot some dudes head off with a shot gun, cut them in half with a chainsaw or whatever but Jill Valentine won’t ever show me a nipple. This has got to end.”

Waylon was interrupted from further discourse by the arrival of his mother with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk.

We asked Microsoft for a comment. They didn’t get back to us but we imagine the word “cunt” would have featured in their reply if they had done.

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