Nintendo aims to combat DS piracy by “wagging a finger and saying ‘NO’ in a very stern voice”

A sexy DS pirate yesterday

A sexy DS pirate, yesterday

After attempting to cajole DS owners into grassing up R4 sellers and distributors, Nintendo has opted for the alternative tactic of “wagging a finger and saying ‘NO’ in a very stern voice” at DS pirates who have now shifted their focus to the DSi.

Nintendo’s security strategy has been to ensure that each and every model of DS is fully pirate-friendly, and the DSi is no exception. Sexy lady pirates like the one pictured above are falling over themselves to download copies of the Brain Training ROM rather than shelling out 2o of the queen’s finest pounds for the privilege of improving their grey matter.

Nintendo has also announced that if the finger wagging and stern voice doesn’t work, they’re going to start a leafletting campaign, an online boycotting blog of notable R4 and pirate flash card sellers before informing them that “they won’t be their bestest friends any more”

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