About The Dead Pixels on Toast Thing…

See, what happened right was me and these other blokes were, like, mucking about and then this happened. And we were like “Wha-evaaa” and they were like “Get stuffed” so we were like “WAH EVVAA” and then they said “fine!”

 Then Stu “Tiger Walts” Walton drew a bloody fantastic logo (look, there it is up there in all its toasty goodness!) and we were away!

Far too many of us have too much time on our hands. We thought we’d use that time to do stupid things on the internet about games because games have done stupid things on the internet about us for too long. Now it’s our turn to suck the drug soaked oranged of the gamespress teat, and spit the resultant dribbly weak citrusy goo back at the games industry. Enjoy. Drink hail and hearty. And above all, do NOT under any circumstances get your cock out, particularly if you’re female…

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3 responses to “About The Dead Pixels on Toast Thing…

  1. We should point out that we maintain journalistic integrity at all times. We are not on the take from PR companies, we do not get free Doritos from anyone, and we will not whore our own arses out for 2GB USB pen drives with a picture of Ezio from Assassins Creed on them.

    We will sleep with attractive PRs if they have lovely Zeps though but no kissing, no touching, and definitely no Marmite games.

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